British tabloid newspapers are rightly - indeed, proudly - famed for their novel and often cutting headlines.
But there is competition out there.
You may have heard that, overnight, failed US vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin offered her unique style of endorsement for Donald Trump's campaign to enter the White House.
"Are you ready to stump for Trump?" the world's most notorious moose killer (pictured) shrieked to a roomful of hollering madsters. “This is gonna be. So. Much. Fun!”
Well, this was the front page response of this morning's New York Daily News.
Pretty good, eh? Not that either he or she are likely to care.